This is a list of scary thoughts I’ve Tweeted as part of my ongoing experiment:
Live Free or Kill Yourself: One Man’s Quest to Face His Fears or Die a Coward.

Scary Thought #001: I have a shy bladder and often find it hard to pee around other people.

Scary Thought #002: I haven’t had sex in 29 months, 23 days and 16 hours.

Scary Thought #003: Had sexual thoughts about his friend Kristin, tried to suppress them, shared them with her anyway.

Scary Thought #004: I experimented sexually with my older sister and cousins while growing up. (Still some shame there)

Scary Thought #005: I had a dream once where I was picking burs out of my mom’s vagina.

Scary Thought #006: My current painting project is called “Sex with Adxxx.” It’s an attempt to unilaterally grow closer to someone I love.

Scary Thought #007: I occasionally wonder what it would be like to have a penis in my mouth.

Scary Thought #008: Re: #004 I once recall sleeping in the same bed as my sister, pulling my penis out, and telling her she could touch it.

Scary Thought #009: I also recall banging a neighbor girl at age 9. When did I turn that energy off and at what price?

Scary Thought #010: I’ve had 12 cavities in my life and lost 3 back teeth to severe decay. The old me chose extreme pain over facing fears.

Scary Thought #011: When people speak passionately, I find myself naturally wanting to kiss them. A little awkward when it’s a straight male

Scary Thought #012: Incest is a scary concept. Is sex a good thing or a bad thing? Why such judgment and condemnation over this one variety?

Scary Thought #013: The penalty for not paying child support in WI is federal, “pound me in the ass” prison. I’m 26 days past due.

Scary Thought #014: Sometimes I catch myself solely discriminating based on race. Probably doesn’t help that I find racist jokes hilarious.

Scary Thought #015: If I’m pissed off enough, I’ll liberally drop the N-word (…er not …a) because it’s the most hateful word I can think of.

Scary Thought #016: I once got sent home from an all boys sleepover for getting naked during truth or dare. Not gonna lie, I had an erection

Scary Thought #017: I don’t think I’ve ever given a woman an orgasm. Never been with one long enough to learn how. …Ready to learn though

Scary Thought #018: When I first started exploring bisexuality I took a Top or Bottom (Gay Guys) quiz. Came up 1% more bottom than top.

Scary Thought #019: But after “the candy cane incident” http://bit.ly/ajx8Ow I’m beginning to think I’m a lot more top than bottom!

Scary Thought #020: I enjoy the sensation of pulling short hairs out of my body. Namely: nose, eye brow, and ass/crack.

Scary Thought #021: I’ve only ejaculated twice during sex. Wore a condom both times. #1 netted my 5yo son; with #2 I never heard either way.

Scary Thought #022: Sometimes when I’m too lazy to do laundry I’ll just reuse the pair of boxers that smells the least.

Scary Thought #023: Between slowly balding and Scary Thought #020 there are a lot of stray hairs lying around my room.